Favorite Thing: Morbidly Obese Cats
by M. Lizabeth Currain
It’s Saturday again and that means it’s time for another one of my favorite things. This week, I’m sharing my love for morbidly obese cats.
I don’t know what it is about obese cats that I love so much, but they are just so god damn amazing. I think being an obese cat is like the animal equivalent to a human wearing sweatpants to their office job; they just don’t give a fuck. Or their owners don’t give a fuck that they are basically killing their cat–it’s a fine line. However, look how cute they are! They look all surly and like they want a motorized scooter to get around in.
One of my favorite things about obese cats is when they meow. It doesn’t really sound like a “meow”. It ends up sounding more like a “mow”. Like they don’t even have the energy to meow properly and they don’t care. They aren’t trying to please anyone.
I leave you with this video. I can’t decide if it is some weird kind of animal fetish porn or not. But boy does this obese cat love to luxuriate!