Sacred Stall
by M. Lizabeth Currain
Known better by it’s scientific name: Stallus defecationious.
It’s your comfort zone. The one place you go to during the work day where you know you can get some quiet. Where you rush to when your morning coffee has tickled your bowels loose. It’s your favorite bathroom stall. Your pooping stall.
Pooping at work is the best. It always feels like you are putting one over on the place/people you work for. As if you just don’t care enough to hold it in and give yourself colon cancer. You don’t respect your workplace enough anymore to do them that favor.
But for some, it’s a shameful secret.
Don’t fret little ones, you are not alone. Join the millions of workplace poopers.
In my mind, the reply box for this posting has been transformed into a porcelain bowl, begging to be sullied by a workplace bowel bomb.
Also, I think part of the luxury of pooping at work is the simple fact that you’re being paid to crap; what could be better than earning a couple bucks to drop trou and terrify people with your thunderous evacuation?
A good point! Broken down that’s got to be at least 30cents on the crap!
I’ve never understood people who go through pain and discomfort holding it in all day, from elementary school days to being at work, only to rush home and release. build up your immune system; let it try to fight a few germs.
And I bet those people are always in bad moods! Because who wouldn’t be?!
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