Today In Searches
by M. Lizabeth Currain
I like to check the stats of my blog. Because I like to cry over how many people aren’t visiting during the day. One of my favorite things to look at is the “Search Engine Terms”…you know, those words that you type into Google, that eventually lead you here and then have you scratching your head wondering what you’ve gotten yourself into. I used to do a weekly post on this, but it got kind of tiresome because people were always searching for the same thing: Jean-Claude Van Damme’s ass. I mean, I don’t blame them, it’s a nice ass. And honestly, that search term has brought me a lot of viewers–but I sensed that people were probably getting tired of basically reading the same blog post week after week…for like 4 weeks.
HOWEVER! I couldn’t keep this search term to myself. Today when I was checking my stats, through my tears (seriously you guys, start making me popular!) I saw this gem: Jonathan Frakes Naked !!!!!!!!! I added those exclamation points for effect.
Someone is actually searching for a picture of a naked Jonathan Frakes! I want to know more about this person! Male or Female? Young or old? Strictly just a Next Generation fan? What are their thoughts on Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction?
But most importantl; Jonathan Frakes naked during his peak?
Or Jonathan Frakes naked now? I guess busy, leisure shirts really get some people going?
Either way, this just confirms that I am writing about relevant topics that people in the year 2012 care about. I win the Internet!!
Frakes photo from: http://tv.yahoo.com/jonathan-frakes/contributor/32367/photos/1
Ahmusings 
Love it. The weirdest search term I’ve ever had was ‘dragon dildo size chart’. I can’t begin to explain it – all I can say is they must have been disappointed when they found themselves landing on my posts about reading my way round the world!
Haha! I think that might have mine beat! I wonder if they ever found what they were looking for?
This is “Beyond Belief”
*If you don’t get it, check his IMDB page.
Never mind I should have read your entire post before jumping the gun. I stink.
It’s the internet. Jumping the gun is what it was invented for.
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