Biggest Loser Recap

by M. Lizabeth Currain

I present to you my thoughts on Week Six of The Biggest Loser in Haiku* form.

Dumb baby Huey

Man boobs looking with sad face

Be happy by Spring.

Conda stupid winter witch

Always whiny, always fat

Please leave, you suck balls.

Goodbye Adrian

Ascot couldn’t stand the drama

Slap Conda on your way out

There you have it guys! All you needed to know about this week’s episode of The Biggest Loser! Let me know what you think in the comments! Maybe I’ll recap more shows…since I like ignoring more important things like school and work.

*I checked and triple checked those damn syllables. So don’t even try and tell me these are not Haikus!; because they are now!