Biggest Loser Recap
by M. Lizabeth Currain
I present to you my thoughts on Week Six of The Biggest Loser in Haiku* form.
Dumb baby Huey
Man boobs looking with sad face
Be happy by Spring.
Conda stupid winter witch
Always whiny, always fat
Please leave, you suck balls.
Goodbye Adrian
Ascot couldn’t stand the drama
Slap Conda on your way out
There you have it guys! All you needed to know about this week’s episode of The Biggest Loser! Let me know what you think in the comments! Maybe I’ll recap more shows…since I like ignoring more important things like school and work.
*I checked and triple checked those damn syllables. So don’t even try and tell me these are not Haikus!; because they are now!
That was the best, ever.
Ha! Thank you! Seriously though, Conda HAS GOT TO GO.
Awesome! I am not going to watch any more after Daphne’s exit from the show… the show has been a soul-sucking vortex of negativity this time instead of inspiring. Thanks for the laughs!
This season has gotten way out of control with how awful these people are. I feel sorry for Daphne, considering that she was put in a no-win situation from the beginning. I just want to see Conda get voted off so badly!
Right! They never gave Adrian or Daphne a chance! And the red team has made some really idiotic decisions like sending Roy home after losing nine pounds. Whoever picked these contestants ought to be fired.
I agree! Every season one team makes the mistake to vote off all their strongest players, thinking that they will be left standing in the end. Which is dumb, because you need your strong players to help you get to the end. And none of them are doing a very good job at losing any weight!
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