Biggest Loser Recap
by M. Lizabeth Currain
I present to you my thoughts on Week Six of The Biggest Loser in Haiku* form.
Man boobs looking with sad face
Be happy by Spring.
Always whiny, always fat
Please leave, you suck balls.
Ascot couldn’t stand the drama
Slap Conda on your way out
There you have it guys! All you needed to know about this week’s episode of The Biggest Loser! Let me know what you think in the comments! Maybe I’ll recap more shows…since I like ignoring more important things like school and work.
*I checked and triple checked those damn syllables. So don’t even try and tell me these are not Haikus!; because they are now!