Biggest Loser Recap: Episode 9
by M. Lizabeth Currain
I present to you my thoughts on Week Nine of The Biggest Loser in Haiku* form.
And there you have it, another week closer to this bullshit finally being over! I’m so sick of these people! It’s been 9 weeks where all they do is work out and eat what people tell them and like 90% of them are still WAY fat. I don’t get it! Also, this weeks weigh in was some sort of dramatic acting showcase! The speech, the tears, the “no send me home instead. Fine! Then get two tickets because I’m going with him!” It’s like these people are vying for an Oscar. Lord. I cannot wait until I never have to see these people again. And if Chism’s band becomes famous, I will DIE.
*I checked and triple checked those damn syllables. So don’t even try and tell me these are not Haikus!; because they are now!