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Biggest Loser Recap: Episode 7

I present to you my thoughts on Week Six of The Biggest Loser in Haiku* form.

Dolvett and Conda in her hometown
Conda has daddy issues, surprise
We all still hate you

Teammates write nice words
Must have been hard to find them
Since she sucks so bad.

Daphne climbing stairs
Hardwork, revenge for your bro
Put an end to Conda please

Red loses weigh in, duh
Bold lies at voting always
Stop with the fake tears

People can’t vote right
A sharp knife in Santa’s back
No presents this year

There you have it guys! All you needed to know about this week’s episode of The Biggest Loser! Let me know what you think in the comments! Hopefully next week will be the end of Conda! Can we all agree that she is the worst thing to happen to biggest loser since John last season?

*I checked and triple checked those damn syllables. So don’t even try and tell me these are not Haikus!; because they are now!

Biggest Loser Recap

I present to you my thoughts on Week Six of The Biggest Loser in Haiku* form.

Dumb baby Huey

Man boobs looking with sad face

Be happy by Spring.

Conda stupid winter witch

Always whiny, always fat

Please leave, you suck balls.

Goodbye Adrian

Ascot couldn’t stand the drama

Slap Conda on your way out

There you have it guys! All you needed to know about this week’s episode of The Biggest Loser! Let me know what you think in the comments! Maybe I’ll recap more shows…since I like ignoring more important things like school and work.

*I checked and triple checked those damn syllables. So don’t even try and tell me these are not Haikus!; because they are now!

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