Ahmusings

The 98% humorous musings of M. Lizabeth Currain

Tag: Celebrities

Royal Baby

 

People (I’m talking about Americans) who get unreasonably annoyed that the coverage of the royal baby being born are just as annoying as those who get unreasonably excited about. Different sides of the same coin. 

What are you so upset about?! Conversely, what are you so excited about?!

In conclusion: shut up about not caring about this baby! And shut up about how excited you are! 

Geraldo Makes Everyone Close Their Laptops at the Same Time

[I originally posted this here on July 21st, 2013. I’ve included the original tweet for this post.]

So, I was catching up on my Buzzfeed as I usually do on a Sunday morning, when I clicked on this link (SWFish but NSFLife) of a Geraldo Rivera shirtless selfie:

https://twitter.com/GeraldoRivera/status/358829192974045185

 

HOLY GOD IS IT DISTURBING TO LOOK AT. Honestly, what I find most disturbing about Geraldo Rivera’s shirtless selfie is the towel strategically placed to cover his genitals being mashed against a sink counter and his red tinted eye glasses. Also, way to rotate a picture Geraldo. This image will haunt me.

For all of you, that much like myself clicked out of some weird perverse curiosity, I’ll leave this:

Things I Would Like to Happen

 

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I’d like to be with a guy and have people say things like, “Why is she with him? He must be really rich.”

And I’d like for it to be true. I have a lot of student loan debt that needs paying off.

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