The 98% humorous musings of M. Lizabeth Currain

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This Week in Searches

Alright, it’s Friday, it’s rainy, and I should probably be watching the two movies I have out from Netflix before it turns into Qwikster.

Let’s get down to business.

2011-09-16 to Today


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Okay, it’s safe to say that Val Kilmer is killing it in search terms yet again. I won’t bore you with this anymore.

Here are some of my favorite search terms this week that led people over to Hilarious and Negative Land:

chan clon van dame sin ropa, yan clon bandam hot, and shaun claude van dam. Oh my god you guys! I laughed so hard when I saw these three egregious spellings of Jean Claude Van Damme’s name. Chan Clon? Also, I like how they were looking for Chan Clon without clothes on. Is this is a human hybrid of Jackie Chan and Van Damme? That would be interesting to see. Yan Clon Bandam is hot! Shaun Claude! Is he Irish? I love that you can type in some weird variation of Jean Claude Van Damme’s name and all the search results are for him. It’s like Google knows what the people want. I mean, I typed in don clon vandan’ just for fun, and the first result is JCVD’s Wikipedia page! Priceless.

pictures of unicorns and rainbows. What? Are you in a fucking good mood or something? Get the fuck out of here. We only like unicorns and rainbows around these here parts when we are talking about someone blowing them out of their ass. I hope you learned your lesson!

luke perry gay or not. Never. And I just know it was a man searching for this information. You can’t have them all, okay? You already have some good ones, like Neil Patrick Harris, Ricky Martin, Rufus Wainwright, and B.D. Wong. Leave some for us.

man that nearly weighed a ton who was on tlc television show. I just like this because of how detailed the search was. I mean, TLC has really cornered the market on “documentaries” about morbidly obese people, so all you’d have to do is type, “TLC FAT GUY” and I’m sure you’d find what you are looking for. This is part of my new life as a library student. Helping people search for things.

Meaghan, P.I…I (Private Internet Investigator).

What did you get rid of?

Yesterday, while biking for 22 miles I started singing “Another Night” by Real McCoy. In case you all need a refresher, here you are:



It got me to thinking. When I was in middle school, I ended up donating the album “Another Night” to a rummage sale. When I was in middle school, I started really getting into British pop and alternative music (except for Backstreet Boys!) and thought I was too cool for Real McCoy. Boy was I wrong. I totally regret getting rid of that album.

First of all, Germans (and Swedes) know how to make pop music. Second, it would have saved me a couple of dollars on iTunes from having to download those songs. Those songs cost $1.29 on iTunes. That is outrageous! If only I had known that I would be longing for the musical stylings of Real McCoy 15 years later.

Also, Mariah Carey’s “Daydream” album ended up at that rummage sale also! Now I am paying for it via iTunes! I honestly don’t know what I was thinking. That album was so good! It had “Always Be My Baby”, “Fantasy”, and “One Sweet Day” on it. That is basically a trifecta of musical awesomeness.

Here’s a little story about the song “One Sweet Day” for you all. When I was in 5th grade, I was convinced that that song was about the Oregon Trail. YES. The Oregon Trail. Yes, that Oregon Trail. The only explanation that I can give for me thinking that is that I was playing a lot of The Oregon Trail video game. I was thoroughly convinced. I mean, I even told people that’s what the song was about. It is clearly, NOT about The Oregon Trail.

I love that the video has nothing to do with The Oregon Trail at all, but yet I was still convinced that Mariah and Boyz II Men were giving a shout out to all those brave pioneers.



“One Sweet Day” is $1.29 on iTunes now! Seriously, if I knew then, what I know now…I would have been able to save myself at least $50 on iTunes by now.

So, my question to all you readers out there, what album did you get rid of, that you now wish you had kept? If only to save yourself $.99 on iTunes?

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