This is pretty sad news. We all knew she was troubled and had some pretty big problems with substance abuse, but everyone loves a comeback and that’s what we were hoping for. Unfortunately, that dream ended this evening.
As sad as this news is, it broke at just the right time. I know that sounds like, really, really bad, buuuuuttttttt, I was one a date that was sort of circling the drain (I paid for our drinks and he didn’t even say thank you!) and when he went to the bathroom, I checked Facebook and BAM! I had my out. Those three words “RIP Whitney Houston” were like a shining beacon of hope.
He came back and I said, “Whitney Houston DIED!” I acted deeply saddened and said I should probably get going.
Whitney Houston basically provided me with the perfect escape plan. And for that, I owe her everything.
You will be missed and I hope you’ve finally found someone to dance with, girl.